snatchedweaves:

That look ur mom gives u when u embarrass her in public but she can’t kill u yet

image

(via thewritersramblings)

vaelkyrie:

thebadpunqueen:

michaelaisradashell:

the expression “i cant say that with a straight face” comes from the fact that straight people have no sense of humour and cant tell jokes

um can you not?

are you straight because I’m sensing a lack of sense of humor

(via sugar-white)

thahalfrican:

fuckyeahitsdomi:

it’s pornstache without his pornstache and cornrows without her cornrows

wild

study-blr:

schrodingers-tribble:

notyour-sidekick:

deerpong:

there’s something very satisfying about buying office supplies but I’m not quite sure how to explain that feeling

the illusion of productivity

that’s it that’s the feeling

Word.

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otaku-with-the-tardis:

Everyone has that one class where they walk in and immediately want to commit mass homicide

(via wholetjackdrive)