softmikus:

yeah good grades are cool and all but have you ever had a good night sleep

(Source: sylvehun, via pizza)

timid:

do you ever get that horrible feeling in your stomach because you can’t imagine anyone ever falling in love with you and wanting to spend the rest of their life with you

(via dswizzlebitch)

hi:

THOSE LITTLE MOMENTS IN BOOKS WHEN THEY ACTUALLY MAKE YOU FEEL SOMETHING, LIKE YOU SMILE OR KINDA GET SAD AND JUST REALLY FORGET YOURE READING SOMETHING MY FAVOURITE

(via dswizzlebitch)

“why” “because i said so” good one mom you should be a lawyer

(via pizza)

gaimez:

One time this girl really hated me and wanted to ruin my reputation or something so one day i was talking to a boy and she came up and really obnoxiously said “you know she has a crush on you right?” and he was like “man i hope so or else this is gonna get really awkward”

She fuckin told my boyfriend that i liked him

(via dswizzlebitch)

malcolmxinthemiddle:

im still crying at if you say jesus backwards it sounds like sausage. 

(Source: cuntakinte, via dswizzlebitch)

aphmolossia:

people wHO SmiLE AT YO U WHEN U MAKE EYE  CONTACT WI HT THEM ARE MY FAVORITE KIND OF PEOPLE 

(via dswizzlebitch)

lustern:

is it just me or once you start watching a new serie all the gifsets of it are suddenly on your dash

(via dswizzlebitch)

marauders4evr:

lilyatethepizza:

thenotoriousscuttlecliff:

bubble-squash:

thatonenerdwhofangirls:

mr-egbutt:

wrestlingcrocs:

melancholy-d-r-e-a-m:

wrestlingcrocs:

ledzipline:

we need to sacrifice somebody so Ellen never dies

justin bieber

robin thicke

tony abbott

lawrence lockman

perez hilton

nash grier

This is quickly becoming the Hunger Games for douchebags 

THE 1ST ANNUAL DOUCHEBAG GAMES.

Hosted by Ellen

(via oneforthlesbian)